Addeddate 2018-01-13 20:21:11 Identifier JUDGE: How can I have grandkids if I dont have any kids? JUDGE: OK, if you want if you want if you want the indictment, Ill make sure you get a copy of the indictment. He needs to be in prison until he dies.. Incredible. Webustin roiland reads an actual court transcript from georgia (word for word) in the voices of rick and morty. ALLEN: Ive got a big old donkey dick for that ass. The referrals are a nice bonus too! /, 13 11 15 16 n 18 19 20 2 )_ 22 23 24 25 THE COURT: There isn't-you-you have a r~ght to an c1ttorney_. You know something, you are absolutely the rudest person I think Ive-. And if you say anything else, Im going to add twenty days for everything you say. Youve got- youve got- Im not going to trial with this attorney. Denver Fenton Allen, the man accused of beating a fellow inmate to death, pleaded guilty but mentally ill on Monday. Youll find out how nasty I am when I *** your whole family, ***. This summer: Denver Fenton Allen and The Hon. I told you what your choices are. 0Ee~W[(-N i4{7=\9PPV%p!+s4& ALLEN: Well, go fuck yourself, suck my dick. ALLEN: Listen, this this is kangaroo court, sir. JUDGE: Who are you going to, who are going to hire? ALLEN: You aint supposed to be smiling in court, thats a violation. He told me if I wanted him to do a good job, I had to let him give me oral sex. Allen then returns to threatening Durhams family, and is finally taken from the courtroom while declaring Im subpoenaing yalls ass in the courtroom.. He is currently in Floyd County Prison in Rome, Georgia, USA. APPROVED Mr Wyatt, what discovery do you have ? Rx@ * endstream endobj startxref 0 %%EOF 262 0 obj <>stream an animatic shown at san diego A faithful, word-for-word recreation of one colorful day in the American court system featuring Defendant Rick and Judge Morty. : r/todayilearned Ive got a big old donkey *** for that ***. Im not going to work with this attorney. Rick and Morty 14jammar Privacy Center | Allen, who had been accused of murder, was very combative making sexual references while demanding that he get a new public defender. JUDGE: It doesnt really matter. you have the- you have a constitutional right to be a ***. In his June 17 hearing, he seeks to have his court-appointed defense attorney fired and replaced with a different one. STATE OF GEORGIA VS DENVER FENTON ALLEN JUDGE:OK, ahem.. OK Mr Mr Allen ALLEN: I dont think that mouth is big enough, sir. JUDGE: There is there isnt. The transcript, which was posted anonymously on Imgur Tuesday, begins with a rather mundane though grisly topic. Ill make sure you get a copy of the indictment. Oops. You know you look like a queer. JUDGE: Do you know anything about cross examining witnesses? I know I dont have to let- Do you know anything- Im-, - this guy- suck my ***- Let-let-let me- let me- let-. 2023 Barstool Sports. I was framed. The transcript, which was posted anonymously on Imgur Tuesday, begins with a rather mundane though grisly topic. Please consider making a one-time contribution to Vox today. : Enjoy. You know, Im sure mines- Im sure mines not. Heres Why. ALLEN: Well, reckon you can suck my dick? In extreme cases, we get situations like this exchange in Georgia and a judge literally beating up a public defender in Florida. That is not surprising, given that he represented himself. After pleading guilty, he was then sentenced to life in prison. Bryant Durham, Contempt, Contempt of Court, Denver Allen, Denver Fentoa Allen, Gay, Hudson Hongo, Keith Lee, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Pro Sanity, Pro Se, Pro Se Litigants, Rudeness, Sex, State Judges, Stephen Rudolph Nalley. When The Founder Of SCOTUSblog Calles It Quits, You Know Something Is UP: 5 is a tough crowd, 6 is a waste of time. Youre going to be here on- let me tell you how this is gonna work. I know all the inmates just love you to death. ALLEN: All the white butt boys love me to death too. WebDenver Fenton Allen (Uncensored Edit) In addition to animating the transcript, Why directed and animated an opening to the video parodying Judge Judy, as well as a post-credits scene to the video, featuring the voices of Blake Swift as Rick and Morty and Amber May as Jessica. A yo mamma joke will literally never not be funny. The Best Transcript Of All Time? You Allen Transcript an animatic shown at san diego A faithful, word-for-word recreation of one colorful day in the American court system featuring Defendant Rick and Judge Morty. The judge later said sorry for taking part in the inappropriate exchange. reprimanded Durham, pushing him into counseling, a judge literally beating up a public defender in Florida. And I sentence you to twenty days for that. In a June 17 hearing , Allen told the judge, F you and repeatedly implored him to s my d. My top 5 lines and exchanges: 5) I fuck white boys. JUDGE: Youve given him everything you have? Nor does his mugshot: So in some ways Im more troubled by how Judge Durham conducted himself: Call me overly sensitive or politically correct, but Im not a fan of a judge referring to butt boys and telling a defendant he look[s] like a queer. The defendant was being exceedingly contumacious, to be sure, but a judge should really act more judiciously. For example, a study published earlier this year found that Louisiana judges give much harsher sentences particularly to black boys and girls after the Louisiana State University football team loses. Ill bet everybody enjoys sucking your cock, Durham says instead, setting off a lengthy and testing exchange during which Durham also informs Allen he has a constitutional right to be a dumbass.. This court transcript of alleged murderer Denver Fenton Allens exchange with the judge at his hearing. Heres how Lexis Search Advantage | Transactional unites internal and external research to create better deals faster. Now theyre gone. It means they are better off getting cases early in the day. Support our mission, and make a gift today. Durham later recused himself from the case and issued a public apology for his role in the exchange, the Rome-News-Tribune reports. That is not surprising, given that he represented himself. JUDGE: OK, Im gonna refer you to the district attorneys office. There- there isnt- you have a right to an attorney. Heres a snippet: Allen: I dont care. TIL the trial of Denver Fenton Allen, where he claimed his attorney requested sexual favors of him and requested a new one and ended up exchanging profanities with the judge, threatening to kill the judges family, and the judge challenging him to masturbate in court. Youve given him everything you have ? 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As opposed to Trump, who says presidents are free to incite at will. It gained notoriety to the point where even Rick and Morty did a sketch on it. And if you say anything else, Im going to add 20days for everything you say. ALLEN: Go fuck yourself. Allen, who was facing a murder charge, took the opportunity of the hearing to hurl insults at Judge Durham, a superior court judge in Floyd County, Georgia. Financial contributions from our readers are a critical part of supporting our resource-intensive work and help us keep our journalism free for all. podium so you can speak into the microphone and I can hear you. ALLEN: I mean, if you wanna suck my dick, you can do it any time now, we can get this court ordered. But pretty soon, Durham began hurling insults back at Allen. JUDGE: You know something, Ill be honest Mr Allen, I really dont believe that. Im not- Im not concerned if you believe it or not. You can read about the actual case here. Pauses and all. Just look at the HPV shot. Content should be organized in different stages, from when potential clients search for initial information to eventually contacting your law firm. The situation at the hearing, though, quickly deteriorates into a full-blown theater of the absurd. This is a *** case, and youre telling. Why its so hard to get answers on long Covid. Ill murder you, your whole family, your kids. The scene follows Morty as he flies home after the trial at night in his space cruiser, bypassing the planet's (partially broken) moon. 2023 NYP Holdings, Inc. 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For any questions about our guidelines or partnering with us, please contactlicensing@dailycallernewsfoundation.org. Assistant District Attorney Luke Martin said Allen targeted his smaller cellmate in an attempt to boost his reputation at the jail. The video's background featured various characters from Rick and Morty and Futurama. I got to go to trial with this fuckman over here. ALLEN: So, I hold myself in contempt if you try to pull me up here to court with that attorney. Youre obviously fixated on butts and dicks. At Least Your Colleague Spat Wasnt This Bad: Some things we just dont share with the class. The Daily Caller | 1775 Eye Street NW | Suite 1150-290 | Washington, DC 20006. As Jessica makes a separate call to the police, Morty crashes his cruiser below to an ambiguous fate. Denver Fenton Allen 'Judge F**kman' and 'Old Donkey D**k' star in the funniest, And I sentence you to twenty days for that. Since then, there have been many people who make reenactment videos of the court case, going word for word, based off of the transcript. Ill kill your whole family. The judge actually told the defendant, You have a constitutional right to be a dumbass.. Denver Allen And then he bashed Stephen Nalleys head in then he went around the jail and bragged about killing his cellmate., Hes a dangerous person, Martin said Monday. Hes had doctors at Central State Hospital put a false, JUDGE: Hes had doctors at Central State Hospital. More Lawyers, Same Injustice ajc ALLEN: Thats what Ive been trying to get, he didnt give me pictures of the crime scene. transcript Denver Fenton Allen You will be here in court on MonYoull be here sucking my dick.. JUDGE: If you act like this, if you act like this I will send you out of the courtroom. Court proceedings do not often go off the rails in this way. The video is dedicated to the "loving memory of Bird person and Harambe". In his June 17 hearing, he seeks to have his court-appointed defense attorney fired and replaced with a different one. Readers may recall that in June 2016 a court transcript appeared of an interaction between Judge Bryant Durham Jr. and a defendant by the name of Denver Fenton Allen. Log in, Why Youll Never See A Great White Shark In An Aquarium, 15 People Share Things That Were Once Respected and Now Are Total Jokes. Hes making more money from Hogwarts: Legacy than her anyway. He makes a holographic phone call to his wife, Jessica "Honey Bunny" Durnham. JUDGE: Mr Wyatt, what discovery do you have? You you dont know anything about selecting a jury, do you? Ill make sure the next time I- I come to court-. Absolutely incredible. The defendant, Denver Fenton Allen, was accused of beating another inmate to death. The Best Transcript Of All Time? You ALLEN: just like I jack on females. ALLEN: Well, they did it, and hes the one that had me sent down there. ^l@=ybgC( rnb}s?I@I\VV. {Qg]I:dN@z[<>r`pbP2jcGg~9QQ257b 7dHE/?n)wf6M7 Pt=rI=s"C01MVJ1jze2!U0zL4 2fZePF\ZF}o$#U8=\^y!QPQ`B3 (q0&"95'@kA`e |{D^Wu+!wWdu!iB0!I05v _.0!wacVf}Ht Oj/ Ek+EDIJ.y,|H p,=ZMJS+q+>;}kvR`P bh~74F`^'}33OFK? ALLEN: but Im supposed to Im supposed to have a right to an attorney. Yet here we are. Man who gained fame for crude Rick and Morty courtroom So now youre calling me a queer in the courtroom. This *** done told me he was gonna suck my ***. CPAC used to be a barometer. Hes given you everything- This is a *** case, and youre-, Huh ? After the hearing Judge Durham recused himself from the case. JUDGE: You know what, you have you have a constitutional right to be a dumbass. English Infamous transcript of about Mr Allen, a murder defendant, who kept on shouting obscenities at the judge and then threatened to kill members of the judge's family. ALLEN: No, Im saying I got the indictment. ALLEN: I thought you were referring to my motherfucking. State of Georgia Vs. Denver Fenton Allen So now youre calling me a queer in the courtroom. Well, ill bet they do, and I bet the rest of them do too. ALLEN: Well, then Ill get your nieces, your nephews, your sisters. Also consider other hobbies. Hes had doctors at Central State Hospital to put a false-. WebDenver Fenton Allen (Uncensored Edit) In addition to animating the transcript, Why directed and animated an opening to the video parodying Judge Judy, as well as a post-credits scene to the video, featuring the voices of Blake Swift as Rick and Morty and Amber May as Jessica. It was released on Adult Swim's YouTube account on August 4th, 2016. State of Georgia vs. Denver Fenton Allen an animatic shown at san diego A faithful, word-for-word recreation of one colorful day in the American court system featuring Defendant Rick and Judge Morty. Man who gained fame for crude Rick and Morty courtroom WebI do not own any rick and morty related footage in this video. State of Georgia vs Denver Fenton Allen ALLEN: Youll find out how nasty I am when I murder your whole family, bitch. from georgia (word for word) in the voices of rick and morty. A version of the video lacking the post-credits scene and removing the video's censor beeps was released on the YouTube channel of , edited from Tiara Why's video and an uncensored version of the original animatic by OldSkooRebel. Denver Fenton Allen is a real court case, and the transcription is something that actually went down. Denver Fenton Allen And when Rick and Morty re-eneact the obscene, offensive and downright vulgar exchange you say, that cant possibly be verbatim. an animatic shown at san diego A faithful, word-for-word recreation of one colorful day in the American court system featuring Defendant Rick and Judge Morty. Denver Fenton Allen I hope you have. ALLEN: but hes not complying with discovery. While in jail, he had been accused of beating a fellow inmate Stephen Nalley to death. : r/todayilearned Only 1% of Soy Sauce is Authentic. JUDGE: You know something, this is gonna be an interesting trial. Now youre cussing and yelling. You reckon if I let you suck my dick Ill get a fair trial here?Oh, I dont think so.I dont think that mouth is big enough, sir. ALLEN: just like I jack on females. Who are you going to- who are you going to hire ? Denver Allen was charged with murder for the beating death of a fellow inmate at Floyd County Jail. Heres a snippet: Allen: I dont care. ALLEN: Im not going to trial with this attorney. hb```c``d`b` |, Ka ?k`wM?-`}$5T4#q 6" endstream endobj 247 0 obj <> endobj 248 0 obj <>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text/ImageB]/XObject<>>>/Rotate 0/Type/Page>> endobj 249 0 obj <>stream This story has been shared 127,656 times. me the only thing on discovery is a four-page indictment. That would be the biggest mistake youve ever made in your life. -and jump around like a *** kangaroo, you dumb *** ? I aint going to trial with this lawyer present. ustin roiland reads an actual court transcript from georgia (word for word) in the voices of rick and morty. JUDGE: Areare you.. are you are you taking this down? 'Judge F**kman' and 'Old Donkey D**k' star in the funniest, Also consider other hobbies. This summer: Denver Fenton Allen and The Hon. This hearing was to determine if Denver could have new counsel named to represent him at his upcoming murder trial. ALLEN: youre telling me that Ive gotIve got to I gotta go to trial with this fuck man over here. to give me- he gave me the indictment and told me that was discovery. This court transcript of alleged murderer Denver Fenton Allens exchange with the judge at his hearing. But hes- hes not complying with discovery. Ill knock their brains out with a fucking hammer and feed them to you I will murder you, your whole family, your kids. ALLEN: This lawyer has made sexual advances on me, he, ALLEN: Hes mis misrepresenting my case. JUDGE: You know, Im sure mines, Im sure mines not. JUDGE: Stupid, you know youre youre just completely completely have no idea of the English language. The judge later said sorry for taking part in the inappropriate exchange. Its really worth watching in full: If video is not your thing, you can also read the full transcript, courtesy of law blogger Keith Lee. Judge Morty is one of the collectible Mortys in Pocket Mortys. If you act like this- if you act like this, I will send you out of the courtroom-, -and leave you out of the courtroom during. All the white butt boys love me to death too. Why stated that she developed the video (funded with Patreon) over the course of two months, using Toonboom Harmony 14 Premiumsoftware. In his June 17 hearing, he seeks to have his court-appointed defense attorney fired and replaced with a different one. Im supposed to get criminal background records, investigational summaries. Please also read our Privacy Notice and Terms of Use, which became effective December 20, 2019. Web1 2 3 '.I 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 1. The exchange captured in the court transcript descended from there, with Durham finding Allen in contempt of court. Advertising InquiriesTerms of UsePrivacy PolicyContent PolicyMessaging Terms, AppAdvertising InquiriesTerms of UsePrivacy PolicyContent PolicyCookie PolicyBest Sports Betting SiteMessaging TermsSubscription Terms. That is where I have wrote this transcript from. Teenager Wants to Know if Shes Wrong for Refusing to Change Rooms, Strangely Familiar Places or Liminal Spaces Explained. Update: Courtroom smackdown! Judge and defendant get nasty a Again, this really happened in a courtroom. I- I am finding- Im finding you in contempt of court. JUDGE: I believe that.. ALLEN: Yeah, youreyoure.youre a real, a real nasty ass judge. Aggra- aggravated- aggravated assault ! JUDGE: I.. His rejection of a public defender in favor of representing himself, which is why he does so much talking in this transcript, doesnt inspire confidence. JUDGE: OK, why dont you do that right now? As the transcript shows, the hearing quickly became unusual. I dont think thats going to get you a fair trial unless you have every one of the jurors do it, Durham replies. Reader support helps us keep our explainers free for all. On June 17th, 2016, a pretrial hearing was held by Judge Bryant Durham. Last month, in a Georgia courtroom, defendant Denver Fenton Allen appeared in front of Judge Bryant Durham, Jr. for a pretrial hearing. Im not going to work with this attorney. ALLEN: Im supposed to get the autopsy report, the coroner report, pictures of the crime scene. Now its all about Trump. WebThis is the transcript for the Denver Fenton Allen court case back in 2016, in which followed a funny exchange between the defendant and the judge. State of Georgia vs Denver Fenton Allen JUDGE: OK, well you know, if I had any kidsyoud probably be able to do that, but since I dont have any, it doesnt really matter. Youre not- you're not supposed to smile in court. Sentenced to Life After Murdering Fellow Jail Inmate Denver Fenton Allen -and Im not gonna work with this attorney. But in more typical cases, these emotions can lead to harsh, overly punitive sentences. Yet here we are. When I get in this trial, Ill murder your whole family. JUDGE: Well, you know, they may have done it but I dont think that he had anything to do with it. Denver Fenton Allen, 33, pleaded guilty after Judge Billy Sparks denied a motion in which Allen claimed he killed Stephen Rudolph Nalley in self-defense. Allen, who was facing a murder charge, took the opportunity of the hearing to hurl insults at Judge Durham, a superior court judge in Floyd County, Georgia. Now, I definitely, completely think thats- thats-. I- you know, I- But Im- Im supposed to- Im supposed, to have a right to get an attorney- That-. This is one of the best ever. In addition to animating the transcript, Why directed and animated an opening to the video parodying Judge Judy, as well as a post-credits scene to the video, featuring the voices of Blake Swift as Rick and Morty and Amber May as Jessica. JUDGE: OK, well I.. Ill bet they do, and I bet all the rest of them do too. You know something, this is going to be an interesting trial, Durham said. WebThis is the transcript for the Denver Fenton Allen court case back in 2016, in which followed a funny exchange between the defendant and the judge. Search the history of over 797 billion DURHAM: Do it now. transcript Pauses and all. In a June 17 hearing , Allen told the judge, F you and repeatedly implored him to s my d. JUDGE: Youre obviously fixated on butts and dicks. Durham:I know you dont. Denver Allen was charged with murder for the beating death of a fellow inmate at Floyd County Jail. Denver Fenton Allen, the man accused of beating a fellow inmate to death, pleaded guilty but mentally ill on Monday. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); Thanks for contacting us. TIL the trial of Denver Fenton Allen, where he claimed his attorney requested sexual favors of him and requested a new one and ended up exchanging profanities with the judge, threatening to kill the judges family, and the judge challenging him to masturbate in court. ALLEN: and jump around like a kangaroo, you dumb bastard. Ill kill your whole family. Ive given him everything I have. Yet here we are. Heres a snippet: Allen: I dont care. By submitting your email, you agree to our, This is the most obscene, vulgar court transcript youll eversee, Hailey Bieber, Selena Gomez, and the Easter egg-ification of the Hollywood feud, The Supreme Court signals that a terrifying attack on voting rights will vanish for now, 3 unexplainable mysteries of life on Earth, Take a mental break with the newest Vox crossword, Sign up for the For closure, Denver Fenton Allen pleaded guilty after Superior Court Judge Bryant Durham publicly apologized and recused himself from the case. We will never sell or share your information without your consent. Denver Fenton Allen Registration or use of this site constitutes acceptance of our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. A transcript from a recent court hearing in Georgia contains several of themost surreal courtroom exchanges in recent memory, with a murder suspect threatening to kill the judges family while the judge responds telling the suspect to publicly masturbate. Millions turn to Vox to educate themselves, their family, and their friends about whats happening in the world around them, and to learn about things that spark their curiosity. ALLEN: find me guilty if I go to trial, and try to defend myself? I'm gonna to refer you to the district attorneys office. Webustin roiland reads an actual court transcript from georgia (word for word) in the voices of rick and morty. /, 13 11 15 16 n 18 19 20 2 )_ 22 23 24 25 THE COURT: There isn't-you-you have a r~ght to an c1ttorney_. Ive got a big old donkey dick. This lawyer has- You dont have a right to a specific attorney. JUDGE: I didnt call you one, I said you look like one. This Tool Can Help. UPDATE (8/4/2016, 1:40 p.m.): At San Diego Comic Con, the panel for the Adult Swim show Rick and Morty took the transcript to a whole new level, turning it into a fabulous cartoon. JUDGE: Well, it may be that he doesnt have that, I dont know. Subscribe and get breaking news, commentary, and opinions on law firms, lawyers, law schools, lawsuits, judges, and more. JUDGE: How many hands do you have to have to do it? After pleading guilty, he was then sentenced to life in prison. The hearing then reaches its zenith, with Durham bluntly ordering Allen to masturbate in court: Allen: Ill make sure the next time I come to court-. As the transcript shows, the hearing quickly became unusual. All content created by the Daily Caller News Foundation, an independent and nonpartisan newswire service, is available without charge to any legitimate news publisher that can provide a large audience. JUDGE: and leave you out of the courtroom during triduring the trial. Denver Fenton Allen is a real court case, and the transcription is something that actually went down. Durham: How many hands do you have to have to do it? ALLEN: If youre not gonna suck my dick, sir, I dont I dont wanna be here. You gotta read it all: Rick and Morty dropped a full animation of it at Comic Con. Respectfully calling a judge sir while telling him his mouth isnt big enough to fit his big donkey dick is such a savage move. JUDGE: I dont think hes saying that, I think hes saying hes given you everything he has. You know you look like a queer. You know something, Ill be honest, Mr.Allen, I really dont believe that. What Do Millennials Think Of Law Firm Life? Heres how that second studys findings look in chart form, measuring the proportion of decisions that approve a defendants parole request: Obviously, its good for defendants and their attorneys to know this. : Reach out just to catch up. I could see it in you wen I came in the courtroom. Fuckman-Ass Judge and Donkey-Dicked Murder Suspect Are Americas Greatest Comic Duo [Gawker]Murder suspect threatens to kill judges family [Rome News-Tribune], Earlier: Anatomy Of A Contempt Just Keep Telling The Judge To F**k Himself. 'Judge F**kman' and 'Old Donkey D**k' star in the funniest,